Thank you, sir!

I was in a rush to get to work this morning, and thanks to the kindness of a policeman, I managed to reach my office on time!

Actually, this is the REAL story: I wasted time at home, undecided about what to wear to work. The sound of thunder brought me back to reality, and I quickly rushed out. Of course, traffic had built up by then, and I thought nothing about it until ... my stomach suddenly bloated up and got really painful. Traffic became real-l-y s-l-o-w and I was praying that the traffic policeman would let me through. It was my turn when he whistled "PFFTTTTTTTTTT!!" Oh Lord ... I don't think I can make it. Amazingly, the policeman whistled and point at me and gestured me to go. Thank you, thank you, thank you, sir! And thank YOU, God for telling the policeman that I had an erm ... urgent matter to attend to. Hee.